Beavis And ButtHead Quotes


Thinking sucks.

-Beavis
Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?

-Beavis
Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?

-Butt-Head
Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.

-Beavis
Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now!

-Butt-Head
You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants?

-Beavis
Hey Butthead, what did they do in the olden times when they didnt have any TV?

-Beavis
Dammit Beavis, Shut Up.
-Butt-head
Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha.

-Beavis, Butt-head
My people; we are without Bungholes...

-Beavis
Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking!

-Butt-head
Huh-huh, We've got testicles.

-Butt-head
Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis.

-Beavis
Whoa, huh huh, she just said "ass-munch".
-Butt-head
School sucks.

-Beavis
Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh.

-Butt-head
This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.

-Butt-head
Stop in the name of all which does not suck.

-Butt-head
Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.

-Beavis
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE!
-Beavis
I have seen the top of the mountain. And it is good.
-Butt-Head
Washin' the DOG, washin' the DOG!
-Beavis & Butthead
We're there dude.
-Butthead
Come to Butt-Head!
-Butt-Head
"Huh huh, let's go prune some power lines"
-Butthead
Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.
-Butt-head
I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my Bunghole!
-Bevis as Cornholio
Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.
-Butt-Head
Now hold still this time! Uh, no pain no hole. Uh huh huh huh!
-Butt-Head
I thought you said you wanted to do me I'm sorry.
-Beavis
if you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone
-beavis
only if you had a boner
-butthead
Check it out Butthead, this chicken has three boobs.
How many butts does she have?
-Beavis Then Butt-Head
BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW! BREAKIN' THE LAW! BREAKIN' THE LAAAW!
-Beavis & Butt-head
Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground.
-Butthead
I don't know what you're thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, disrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague.
-Principal McVicker
Hmmmmm Tit lee ist!
-Beavis
Peek a boo!
-Beavis (showing his ass)
I AM CORNHOLIO!!!
-Bevis as Cornholio
Nachos Rule!!
-Butthead and Beavis
free dismemberment
-beavis
it should be faster but it shouldnt suck
-butthead
beavis you monkeyspank
-butthead
we need a chick
-butthead
hey butthead, you flipped the bird
-beavis
Beavis you dill weed
-butthead
this sucks!
-butthead
Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fillthy.
-butthead
BREAKING THE LAW! BREAKING THE LAW!
-beavis and butthead (while head banging)
Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy.
-butthead
ARE YOU THRETNING ME
-Cornholio
It's coming out of the ass of the ass.
-Beavis
Butt-head: Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. Now, give me that, buttknocker.
Beavis: No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker!
Butt-head: Give it here before I kick your buttknockering ass!
Beavis: Stop calling me
-Beavis and Butt-head
You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.
-Butt-head watching a KISS music video:
Beavis: They should have a name for this kinda of music.
Butt-head: They already do Beavis, crap.
-B&B Talking about a SCAT video
Beavis, you're gonna keep talking about loogies and I'm gonna be too busy swinging around my gigantic schlong.
-Butt-head:
[After Butthead criticizes Metallica] Say one more bad thing about Metallica and I'll kick your ass!
-Beavis:
Butthead:Don't be a dumbass beavis! there's always been TV, there's just more channels now. Beavis: oh yeah, progress is cool!
-Beavis and Butthead
This sucks more then anything that has ever sucked before.
-Butthead
IT'S HARRY SACHZ!!!
-Beavis
What in the hell...?
-Tom Anderson
Beavis:you know what would be cool.if they had pipes for crap.Butthead: beavis,you dumbass where do think your crap goes?beavis:it doesnt.it stays in jars in my basement.
-beavis and butthead
"That was really hard, Butt-Head!"
"Yeah, but it's cool once you get it right."
-Beavis and Butt-Head
"That was really hard, Butt-Head!"
"Yeah, but it's cool once you get it right."
-Beavis and Butt-Head
Hey, Butt-Head. Check this out... 'Say hello to my dear friend'!
-Beavis
Respect?! Those boys never showed me any respect! It took every ounce of self-control for me not to kill them!
-Coach Buzzcut
Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's on A frozen pond out there.
-Tom Anderson
Bevis: BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING!!!
Butthead: We're going to get high?...Cool!
Mr. Van Dresson: No, No, Butthead I said 'Haicu'. A haicu is...
Butthead: I have been to the top of the mountain, and it was cool.
Principal McVicar: you watch your mouth, little bastard .
Butthead: We're there, dude.
Mr. Van Dreissen: "C'mon, people. Let's show some respect, okay?"
Coach Buzzcut: "Respect?! Those boys never showed me ANY respect! It took every ounce of my self control not to kill them!"
Butthead: huh huh huh come on beavis, shake your grove thing!
Beavis: huh huh im shaking it
Beavis: (watching a music video): Hey Butt-head, what's that?
Butt-head: Uhhh... It's a hoe.
Beavis: Yeah I know but what's that thing she's dragging behind her?
Beavis:Shut up Butt-Head!! I'll kick u in the nads!!!
Random Person: "Happy Halloween!"

Butthead: "Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh, 'ween'."
Butt-Head: "Say hello to the Butt-Scratcher 2000."
No way, Stewart! You're fat enough already! - Butt-Head
Uh huh huh. "Head gear". Uh huh huh huh. - Butt-Head
Beaver KICKS ASS! - Beavis
You twisted your's when you were choking it! - Beavis
I don't like stuff that sucks! - Butt-Head
We'd better bury you Beavis. You're already starting to stink! - Butt-Head
Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch! - Butt-Head
We should be on TV. - Butt-Head
Uh, your cow's like, broken sir. - Butt-Head
Mabey you should stick your weiner in the bug zapper. - Butt-Head
Sympt....symp...Simpsons? Uh...They're pretty cool. - Butt-Head
Did you know when you eat rump roast, your eating a cow's butt? - Butt-Head
Buzzcut's always screaming at us and kicking our asses. - Butt-Head
Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance? - Beavis
I guess it's like, time to go to sleep or something. - Butt-Head
I was shot in the butt. - Beavis
FIVE BUCKS! Take it or leave it! - Beavis
Time sucks! - Butt-Head
I SWEAR I'LL RIP YOUR BUNGHOLE OFF! - Beavis
Iron Justice is cool. - Butt-Head
Um...I killed a bunch of people once. - Beavis
WORK SUCKS! - Beavis
Butt-Head: (holding up a drill) "No pain, no...uh...hole."
Beavis: "Damn it, all this wussy crap is pissing me off! C'mon, get violent! I wanna see some violence!"
Beavis: (holding up a hedge-trimmer) "Whoa, look, Butt-Head! 'Say hello to my dear friend!'"
Coach Buzzcut: "'We regret to inform you that your history of the abuse of two students has come to our attention'?? Who are they?! I'll kill them...!"
Butthead: uhhhhhhh no
Beavis: You suck
Butthead: Beavis you fartknocker
Butthead: Alright Gwar

Beavis: Yeah Bwar is cool.
Beavis:*singing* oh Baby thats why i need you.
Psychiatrist: "Mr. McVicker... What are we gonna do with you? We've tried everything, from group counseling to physical isolation..."
Beavis: "Have tried kicking him in the nads?"
Psychiatrist: "Yeah... Good idea."
Principal McVicker: "But I don't want any visitors... I'm sick in the head!"
Psychiatrist: "Seeing them is a first step towards resuming your duties as principal. After all, they're your students..."
Principal McVicker: "No! They're demons sent straight from Hell!"
Burger World Manager: "Be careful in the kitchen. Burger World cannot afford to pay out any more Workers' Compensation."
Butt-Head: "Uh... 'Workers' Constipation'?"
Beavis: "Yeah, I get that all the time at work; when I can't take a poop."
Beavis: "Damn it! We were all craved for this Workers' Constipation, and this bunghole stole our idea!"
Coach Buzzcut: "Damn it, Beavis! I am the Ghost Of Christmas Future, and I'm going to straighten you out, even if it means sticking a Christmas tree where the sun don't shine!"
Beavis: "Really? That could hurt..."
Beavis: "Hey, check it out, Butt-Head! This chick has three boobs!"
Butt-Head: "That's pretty cool. How many butts does she have?"
Beavis: "Oh, wait a minute... That's her stomach."
Butt-Head: "Uh... Come here, doggie."
Beavis: (as Cornholio) "Trick or treat, son of a bitch!"
beavis and butthead (to the tune of breakign the law ): "washing the dog washing the dog . "
beavis and butthead while washing mr anderson's dog
beavis and butthead (to the tune of breakign the law ): "washing the dog washing the dog . "
beavis and butthead while washing mr anderson's dog
Butthead: "I gave her the finger, huh-huh-heh"
He still likes butts
-Bevis
"The Phone is ringing I cannot linger, so look out butt, here comes my finger".- Butthead
(Watching Boy George video "I'm A Man")
Butthead: (shocked) YOU'RE A WHAT?!?!
Beavis: (getting strangled by Principal McVicker) "AAH!!! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!"
"Check out my Butt!"
-Beavis
"Would ya like a copy of my butt?"
-Butt-Head
Buzzcut: "Are you a Man?"
Butt-Head: "Yeah"
Buzzcut: "What makes you think so!!!?"
Butt-Head: "Uhhh, I got testicles, uh-huh-huh-huh!"
-Buzzcut and Butt-Head
Butthead: "Huh huh huh, what's with the braid on the back of this guy's head?"
Beavis: "Hehe yeah, it's like those dolls that have the string that you pull to make them say stuff."
"Uh, how can I help you this... tonight?"
-Butt-Head
Butt-Head (As Captain Picard) to Beavis (As Commander Riker): "Number one, I order you to go take a number 2!"

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