Beavis And ButtHead Quotes

Thinking sucks.

Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?

Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?

Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.

Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now!

You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants?

Hey Butthead, what did they do in the olden times when they didnt have any TV?

Dammit Beavis, Shut Up.
Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha.

-Beavis, Butt-head
My people; we are without Bungholes...

Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis out while you're cooking!

Huh-huh, We've got testicles.

Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis.

Whoa, huh huh, she just said "ass-munch".
School sucks.

Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh.

This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.

Stop in the name of all which does not suck.

Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.

I have seen the top of the mountain. And it is good.
Washin' the DOG, washin' the DOG!
-Beavis & Butthead
We're there dude.
Come to Butt-Head!
"Huh huh, let's go prune some power lines"
Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.
I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my Bunghole!
-Bevis as Cornholio
Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.
Now hold still this time! Uh, no pain no hole. Uh huh huh huh!
I thought you said you wanted to do me I'm sorry.
if you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone
only if you had a boner
Check it out Butthead, this chicken has three boobs.
How many butts does she have?
-Beavis Then Butt-Head
-Beavis & Butt-head
Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground.
I don't know what you're thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, disrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague.
-Principal McVicker
Hmmmmm Tit lee ist!
Peek a boo!
-Beavis (showing his ass)
-Bevis as Cornholio
Nachos Rule!!
-Butthead and Beavis
free dismemberment
it should be faster but it shouldnt suck
beavis you monkeyspank
we need a chick
hey butthead, you flipped the bird
Beavis you dill weed
this sucks!
Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fillthy.
-beavis and butthead (while head banging)
Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy.
It's coming out of the ass of the ass.
Butt-head: Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. Now, give me that, buttknocker.
Beavis: No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker!
Butt-head: Give it here before I kick your buttknockering ass!
Beavis: Stop calling me
-Beavis and Butt-head
You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.
-Butt-head watching a KISS music video:
Beavis: They should have a name for this kinda of music.
Butt-head: They already do Beavis, crap.
-B&B Talking about a SCAT video
Beavis, you're gonna keep talking about loogies and I'm gonna be too busy swinging around my gigantic schlong.
[After Butthead criticizes Metallica] Say one more bad thing about Metallica and I'll kick your ass!
Butthead:Don't be a dumbass beavis! there's always been TV, there's just more channels now. Beavis: oh yeah, progress is cool!
-Beavis and Butthead
This sucks more then anything that has ever sucked before.
What in the hell...?
-Tom Anderson
Beavis:you know what would be cool.if they had pipes for crap.Butthead: beavis,you dumbass where do think your crap goes?beavis:it stays in jars in my basement.
-beavis and butthead
"That was really hard, Butt-Head!"
"Yeah, but it's cool once you get it right."
-Beavis and Butt-Head
"That was really hard, Butt-Head!"
"Yeah, but it's cool once you get it right."
-Beavis and Butt-Head
Hey, Butt-Head. Check this out... 'Say hello to my dear friend'!
Respect?! Those boys never showed me any respect! It took every ounce of self-control for me not to kill them!
-Coach Buzzcut
Man I tell what, I felt like A one legged cat try'in to burry turd's on A frozen pond out there.
-Tom Anderson
Butthead: We're going to get high?...Cool!
Mr. Van Dresson: No, No, Butthead I said 'Haicu'. A haicu is...
Butthead: I have been to the top of the mountain, and it was cool.
Principal McVicar: you watch your mouth, little bastard .
Butthead: We're there, dude.
Mr. Van Dreissen: "C'mon, people. Let's show some respect, okay?"
Coach Buzzcut: "Respect?! Those boys never showed me ANY respect! It took every ounce of my self control not to kill them!"
Butthead: huh huh huh come on beavis, shake your grove thing!
Beavis: huh huh im shaking it
Beavis: (watching a music video): Hey Butt-head, what's that?
Butt-head: Uhhh... It's a hoe.
Beavis: Yeah I know but what's that thing she's dragging behind her?
Beavis:Shut up Butt-Head!! I'll kick u in the nads!!!
Random Person: "Happy Halloween!"

Butthead: "Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh, 'ween'."
Butt-Head: "Say hello to the Butt-Scratcher 2000."
No way, Stewart! You're fat enough already! - Butt-Head
Uh huh huh. "Head gear". Uh huh huh huh. - Butt-Head
Beaver KICKS ASS! - Beavis
You twisted your's when you were choking it! - Beavis
I don't like stuff that sucks! - Butt-Head
We'd better bury you Beavis. You're already starting to stink! - Butt-Head
Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch! - Butt-Head
We should be on TV. - Butt-Head
Uh, your cow's like, broken sir. - Butt-Head
Mabey you should stick your weiner in the bug zapper. - Butt-Head
Sympt....symp...Simpsons? Uh...They're pretty cool. - Butt-Head
Did you know when you eat rump roast, your eating a cow's butt? - Butt-Head
Buzzcut's always screaming at us and kicking our asses. - Butt-Head
Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance? - Beavis
I guess it's like, time to go to sleep or something. - Butt-Head
I was shot in the butt. - Beavis
FIVE BUCKS! Take it or leave it! - Beavis
Time sucks! - Butt-Head
Iron Justice is cool. - Butt-Head
Um...I killed a bunch of people once. - Beavis
WORK SUCKS! - Beavis
Butt-Head: (holding up a drill) "No pain, no...uh...hole."
Beavis: "Damn it, all this wussy crap is pissing me off! C'mon, get violent! I wanna see some violence!"
Beavis: (holding up a hedge-trimmer) "Whoa, look, Butt-Head! 'Say hello to my dear friend!'"
Coach Buzzcut: "'We regret to inform you that your history of the abuse of two students has come to our attention'?? Who are they?! I'll kill them...!"
Butthead: uhhhhhhh no
Beavis: You suck
Butthead: Beavis you fartknocker
Butthead: Alright Gwar

Beavis: Yeah Bwar is cool.
Beavis:*singing* oh Baby thats why i need you.
Psychiatrist: "Mr. McVicker... What are we gonna do with you? We've tried everything, from group counseling to physical isolation..."
Beavis: "Have tried kicking him in the nads?"
Psychiatrist: "Yeah... Good idea."
Principal McVicker: "But I don't want any visitors... I'm sick in the head!"
Psychiatrist: "Seeing them is a first step towards resuming your duties as principal. After all, they're your students..."
Principal McVicker: "No! They're demons sent straight from Hell!"
Burger World Manager: "Be careful in the kitchen. Burger World cannot afford to pay out any more Workers' Compensation."
Butt-Head: "Uh... 'Workers' Constipation'?"
Beavis: "Yeah, I get that all the time at work; when I can't take a poop."
Beavis: "Damn it! We were all craved for this Workers' Constipation, and this bunghole stole our idea!"
Coach Buzzcut: "Damn it, Beavis! I am the Ghost Of Christmas Future, and I'm going to straighten you out, even if it means sticking a Christmas tree where the sun don't shine!"
Beavis: "Really? That could hurt..."
Beavis: "Hey, check it out, Butt-Head! This chick has three boobs!"
Butt-Head: "That's pretty cool. How many butts does she have?"
Beavis: "Oh, wait a minute... That's her stomach."
Butt-Head: "Uh... Come here, doggie."
Beavis: (as Cornholio) "Trick or treat, son of a bitch!"
beavis and butthead (to the tune of breakign the law ): "washing the dog washing the dog . "
beavis and butthead while washing mr anderson's dog
beavis and butthead (to the tune of breakign the law ): "washing the dog washing the dog . "
beavis and butthead while washing mr anderson's dog
Butthead: "I gave her the finger, huh-huh-heh"
He still likes butts
"The Phone is ringing I cannot linger, so look out butt, here comes my finger".- Butthead
(Watching Boy George video "I'm A Man")
Butthead: (shocked) YOU'RE A WHAT?!?!
Beavis: (getting strangled by Principal McVicker) "AAH!!! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!"
"Check out my Butt!"
"Would ya like a copy of my butt?"
Buzzcut: "Are you a Man?"
Butt-Head: "Yeah"
Buzzcut: "What makes you think so!!!?"
Butt-Head: "Uhhh, I got testicles, uh-huh-huh-huh!"
-Buzzcut and Butt-Head
Butthead: "Huh huh huh, what's with the braid on the back of this guy's head?"
Beavis: "Hehe yeah, it's like those dolls that have the string that you pull to make them say stuff."
"Uh, how can I help you this... tonight?"
Butt-Head (As Captain Picard) to Beavis (As Commander Riker): "Number one, I order you to go take a number 2!"

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