Best Geek Pick Up Lines


1. Tell me of this thing you humans call *dramatic pause* love.
2. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
3. They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
4. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
5. What's a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?
6. You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
7. My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
8. I can tell by your emoticons that you're looking for some company.
9. Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
10. Want to see my Red Hat?
11. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
12. My startup just got funded.
13. You
14. I know of a good open wifi connection around here, want the SSID?
15. Wanna play with my Wii?
16. You're so beautiful you make my heart stop, wait here while I make a saving throw.
17. Have you ever been deep-linked?
18. I know what you're thinking and the answer is 'Yes, that is a 64-bit driver.'
19. Would you let me poke you in the Facebook?
20. Hi, what's your gamertag?
21. MySpace or yours?

5 New Comments:

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I don't have a privite ad so how could I remove it,if it was project wonderful you may have got out bid!

I really don't know who you are so I wouldnt know.."Anonymous"

Ha! Ha! Ha! Too good! I don't know that any would actually work though I did like the Ipod mini :)

That's hilarious. I love #20.

You bring out the fire in this fox, mac daddy...